leo.pard

we will have to do another family photo with amy in it!

Advice From the Dr.

Writer's can develop a disease called "Writer's Block", where they're mind is temporarily blocked of creative writing thoughts, and they have to cease from writing temporarily because they JUST cannot get a good diea. Recently, Creative Arts employees across the nation have experienced similar symptoms in their own fields. This has resulted in different outcomes, and consequences, and I've named this new discovery the "Creative Cube".

Similar to "Writer's Block", suffering from "Creative Cube" can impair your ability to continue working, but with "Creative Cube" most ideas are still present, they simply bounce all over the place and are almost impossible to catch. If you, or someone you love seems to be suffering from any of the following symptoms, please consult the nearest recreation facility* in hopes of restoring freedom from the "Cube": itchy, watery eyes; dry mouth; loss of interest in any of their electronic equipment [mac, mouse, etc.]; blank stares; quiet weeping under their breath; dramatic outbursts in the workplace; uncontrollable laughter about things that just aren't that funny; sudden Photoshop creations containing the words "die", "death", or "Xtreme"; childlike giggles while rendering files; or uncontrollable urges to redecorate the office.

"Creative Cube" can be treated effectively, and most sufferer's regain normal behaviors within 24 hours of treatment. There have been cases of permanent "Creative Cube", but most long-term sufferer's convert to Left-Brain-ism, and experience no further diffculties. Do not treat "Creative Cube" with recreational activty if you are pregnant or trying to become pregnant; Treatment should not last longer than 24 hours, as this will result in job-loss; Do not attempt to operate heavy machinery, especially Adobe products while suffering severe symptoms.

For any further questions, talk to your doctor, or join a Mac-user forum online.





*If the patient does not respond to a page filled with the Comic Sans typeface wth disapproval, you may wish to induce recovery breathing techniques.

Toys

So, If you could have anything you want/need [money is no object] for our office, what would you get?

[Please leave links or pics along with your description.]

Don't Worry. It's only up for a day...

Did my flattened-out self scare you, O Creative Arts Office?

When one isn't enough

Hello friends

Here's a 'Green Screen' practice shot that I did a couple of weeks ago. I couldn't find anyone to be my 'subject' for the shots, so here I am all by my lonesome. So I decided to make myself a couple of friends, however, they bear the uncanny resemblance of myself. Just when I feel like I truly have no friends, AJ brings in skinny sugarless hazelnut lattes for all of us in the office. I no longer need these artificial friends, so here they are if you are feeling lonely. 

Pheew.

Dear Creative Arts Department,

All I have to say is, after watching The Office tonight, I'm really glad we haven't resorted to kidnapping people in our workplace, but if we don't get plants soon, I can't guarentee my sanity.

Sincerely,
The Intern

Costumes

What should Sara dress up as for "Office Party, Festive, Dress-Up for Fall Days" day?

Leave your ideas.

Then we might vote or something...

Aha Suckers!

Lampost is all mine!


I like Lampost because of the friends that are here. They warm your tummy with a latte and your soul with a hug!

Empty Office

You wanna know what one of the most frightening things in the world is?

When everyone leaves you all alone in the office, except they leave their phone on their desk, so it rings on HIGH and scares all the crap out of you. Mmmhmm.

mice

so the discussion is.....what kind of mouse you have. but not just that, but WHO'S mouse is BETTER? it was a heated discussion. but all i have to say is I win, so.....just better than the other ones. it's lighter, so....just lighter than the other ones, so......and it has a retractable cord, so....for easy storage so....just better........

Funknee!

So I have a funny story!

Okay, I have been known to sleep talk, sleep dress, or sleep walk- a lot.

Anyways, back-story first: Hilary is very particular about her yummy treats. So naturally she gets upset when I finish off her Wheat Thins or drink all of her pomegranate juice. This particular week she had pomegranate juice, and she said I could have some if I didn't drink it all. So I had a little glass for breakfast yesterday, being sure to save plenty for my darling. Anyways, yesterday evening we discovered that that the juice was mysteriously missing. Completely gone! No container either. Weird.

Ok. So last night, I was pretty certain that Hilary asked for a glass of wine or something at about 3:00 in the morning. So, being the awesome husband I am I went to the kitchen (however, she doesn't remember ever asking for something, but I know she did!). I open up the cupboard where we keep our juice glasses and guess what? The juice was in there! 

Okay, so maybe not so funny, yet it made me laugh. Haha

Disky Sleeves

For future reference, where do we keep the disc sleeves for DVD's? I looked everywhere...Except for, not in your desks, or anything...snoopy, like that. Sort of. Except, I looked everywhere.

lampostGOODNESS

the joys of having a portable computer, is that you can be portable with it! this afternoon i sat in lampost to stimulate some creativity. let me just describe some reasons why i love this place, and love working here, in the fashion of a list:

1. free wifi
2. great music such as sigur ros, derek webb, and indy bands
3. posters that say things such as, "the edge of the imagination is where the mind is free to soar."
4. a chalkboard that notes, "we got cider, yo"
5. caffeinated beverages
6. tables that are topped with collage.


the end.

Creative Genius vs. OCD

Fact: I subconsciously count my steps when I walk, especially on stairs. Occasionally, I snap out of it and realize I'm at 256 in my head and I don't know why, but recently I've made the discovery that I simply count things. All the time. Without thinking about it.

Does this make me awesome? Or does this make me Obsessive-Compulsive?

Sometimes You Just Need to Play

Hello Everyone! Well, I'm not so sure how many people everyone exactly is yet, but for all of you who have stumbled upon this site, I must say, "Hello."

Part of the process of creating videos is learning new techniques that you can use in future projects. Every now and then I sit down and try to mimic something I've seen on TV, or create something new altogether. In this video, I used a process called 'Rotoscoping'. Specifically, this is what I used to make the orange pen 'pop' out from the video. I particularly liked this one, and since I haven't found a practical use for this technique yet, I'm sharing it with you here...

enjoy

Screen Questions

Dear Matt, the most creative video-man, with the most points,

On the Trekman video, or any video, the screen size looks great on my Mac screen, then, once burned to a DVD, and played on a television, the edges are sliced off, and it doesn't seem to fit the formatting of a TV screen. Words are dropped off the bottom, and the entire picture on the TV seems as if it doesn't fit right. Is this normal? is this fixable? Do you know? I checked online, and people wrote dumb things that didn't help.

Thanks,
aj.

PS- I voted for the change-counter, then "changed my vote" to plants under peer pressure to be cool. And, I want plants.

PSS- That pic is for Sara.

Old School

Old School
Originally uploaded by creativematt

Welcome everyone to what will always be a work in progress. This is a place where we, the 'creative' can share with you. A lot happens in our little office which we find humorous, valuable, or just plain random. Creative Arts is a funny thing. One minute you're on a roll with great ideas- the next your yelling at your computer for crashing an unsaved document.

Many times, what I personally do in the video editing realm is wait. I click to make a simple change in my project I'm working on, and then I wait for minutes at a time for the computer to 'process' my genius work. The problem comes in when the computer doesn't agree with what I consider to be 'genius' though. Thus I find myself having to readjust my work again and again just to get something right.

Sounds like I could go into a theological point or discussion here, but it looks as if my computer is done 'processing'...

Baptism

Baptism
Originally uploaded by creativematt

this is the first 'unofficial' post of the 'official' creative arts blog! yippee!