Sunday, November 4, 2007

Dear Music Industry,

Soo....I like invented copyrights.......

...just made them... a long time ago....

...sooo.....I just know them a little bit better...just better...

...gave birth to them....little copyright babies....

...if you want a copyright you have to ask me...i just own them all...nine-hundred-thousand....

...just....probably ten-million of them...all over the world...

...Spain....soo....just Portugal....Arabia....

...I have copyrights on countries...music...people....I have people copyrights...on people...

...Brad Pitt......just mine...they're all mine...everything....just......mine.

...soo...

3 comments:

matty said...

I invented inventing copyrights.

Anonymous said...

well i guess...all i have to say...is that

.....i don't need copyrights..
...i wrote every song in the whole world..
..my mom made up the word song..

i invented music..
and pictures....
and everything else in the world....

i own everything that you own...
i gave birth to you.... so i own you....

my computers bigger than yours...
i have that shirt...i actually put it on before you did..
i cut my hair first.....
i gave birth to your dogs and they wrote japanese while they were in my stomach....

i invented writing...

Anonymous said...

YOU GAVE BIRTH TO MY DOGS AND THEY WROTE JAPANESE?!

Buddy.

Hilarious.

Wow. Way to take Penelope WAY too far, and have it still be funny. Thanks.